Thor: Retrieve Mjolnir.
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give me the strength to go on
i am so glad you bought this
(via prettyflyforaredspy)
My brother just drove through the parking lot, screeched to a stop, lowered his window, looked me in the eye and said “Get in loser, we’re going shopping”
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(Source: blackmormon, via prettyflyforaredspy)
Eridan is incapable of growwin facial hair
I apologize for the shittiness of this but WE’RE ALIVE! And we’re planning something so hold onto your hats!
(via prettyflyforaredspy)

The only kind of shower I ever take.
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(Source: doctor-mambo, via prettyflyforaredspy)
raising awareness for turtle bullying.
(via ipoog)
i am actually a balloon im sorry
i’m new to this sensitive guy thing
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